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Mariko Pratt  

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Journal Entry: Fri May 16, 2008, 9:57 AM
I just joined a new club>:iconcraftcycle: If you want to, you can check it out.

Here are the answers to the Movie Meme Trivia Game

1. Monty Python's The Search of the Holy Grail

2. Monty Python's Life of Brian

3. Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

4. Dead-Alive

5.Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn

6. The Neverending Story

7. The Dark Crystal

8.Time Bandits

9. Brazil

10. The Grudge (American version)

11. The Ring(American version)

12. Raiders of the Lost ArK

13. Labyrinth

14.Jaws

15. Men in Black





1. "You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts."


2. "STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! STOP IT! All right, no one is to stone _anyone_ until I blow this whistle. Even... and I want to make this absolutely clear... even if they do say, "Jehovah. "'

3. "Now two boys have been found rubbing linseed oil into the school cormorant. Now some of you may feel that the cormorant does not play an important part in the life of the school, but I would remind you that it was presented to us by the corporation of the Town of Sudbury to commemorate Empire Day, when we try to remember the names of all those from the Sudbury area who so gallantly gave their lives to keep China British. So from now on, the cormorant is strictly OUT OF BOUNDS. Oh and Jenkins? Apparently your mother died this morning. Chaplain?"

4. "They're not dead exactly, they're just... sort of rotting."

5. "I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"?'

6. "Nobody gives a hoot about me and my stupid bat."

7. "THE GREAT CONJUNCTION IS THE END OF THE WORLD! Or the beginning. Hm!"

8. "Yeah. Beautiful trees that was. Og designed it. 600 feet high, bright red, and smelled terrible."

9. "Don't fight it son. Confess quickly! If you hold out too long you could jeopardize your credit rating."

10. "Three years ago, three of my colleagues were investigating what happened in that house. Two died mysteriously. The third was never found."

11. "She doesn't like it in the barn. The horses keep her up at night."

12. "Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?"

13. "Once upon a time, there was a beautiful young girl whose stepmother always made her stay home with the baby. And the baby was a spoiled child, and wanted everything to himself, and the young girl was practically a slave. But what no one knew is that the king of the goblins had fallen in love with the the girl, and he had given her certain powers. So one night, when the baby had be particularly cruel to her, she called on the goblins for help!"

14. "Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named "The Battle of Waterloo" and the idea was: shark comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon, the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us... he was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and he come in low and three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and starts to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened... waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb."

15. "Well, first I was gonna pop this guy hanging from the street light, and I realized, y'know, he's just working out. I mean, how would I feel if somebody come runnin' in the gym and bust me in my ass while I'm on the treadmill? Then I saw this snarling beast guy, and I noticed he had a tissue in his hand, and I'm realizing, y'know, he's not snarling, he's sneezing. Y'know, ain't no real threat there. Then I saw little Tiffany. I'm thinking, y'know, eight-year-old white girl, middle of the ghetto, bunch of monsters, this time of night with quantum physics books? She about to start some shit, Zed. She's about eight years old, those books are WAY too advanced for her. If you ask me, I'd say she's up to something. And to be honest, I'd appreciate it if you eased up off my back about it."


  • Mood: Spring Fever
  • Listening to: Background noises
  • Reading: Whatever on the freaking table
  • Watching: What's on the screen, of course
  • Playing: Don't want to waste my time and money
  • Eating: Dieting
  • Drinking: Tea

Devious Information

  • Current Age: Okay, I admit it. It's 34!
  • Current Residence: The Northern Coast of California where all the hippies and tree-sitters are.
  • Interests: Illustrating and writing my own stories, hoping to get them published and make a career.
  • Favourite movie: Roman Holiday would be my favorite.
  • Favourite band or musician: I'll list Bod Dylan as my #1 favorite.
  • Favourite genre of music: Classical music, Jazz, the Blues, Heavy Metal, Celtic.
  • Favourite artist: Baltus
  • Favourite poet or writer: Shel Silverstein
  • Favourite photographer: Tsuya Pratt, my mom. She had displayed her work at galleries and had sold some artwork.
  • Favourite style or digital art: Pencil and ink drawing.
  • Operating System: A clunky Win98, it's going to be replaced soon.
  • MP3 player of choice: I haven't got one!
  • Shell of choice: Conch
  • Wallpaper of choice: All natural wood, I hate wallpaper!
  • Skin of choice: My own.
  • Favourite game: Oh, I don't know. Monkey Island, I guess.
  • Favourite gaming platform: Can't afford one.
  • Favourite cartoon character: Hawk Woman, cause she can fly and kick ass!
  • Personal Quote: "All the good ones were taken already!"
  • Tools of the Trade: Acrylic, watercolor, ink, colored pencil.

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~mmpratt99:iconmmpratt99: 1 day 12 hours ago
:wave:Wave back!

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*cybernetichero:iconcybernetichero: 2 days 12 hours ago
:wave: new friend.

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~mmpratt99:iconmmpratt99: May 8, 2008, 11:46:53 AM
:D

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=Gracies-Stock:iconGracies-Stock: May 7, 2008, 10:19:20 PM
:)

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~mmpratt99:iconmmpratt99: May 4, 2008, 9:28:14 PM
:DYou're welcome!:heart:

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:gallery: > My gallery's growing, drop by if you like< :work:

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~mmpratt99:iconmmpratt99: May 4, 2008, 9:27:55 PM
:)You're welcome!

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Michael Palin (Doofus Guy): "My brain hurts!"

John Cleese (Doofus Doctor): "Well, it will have to come out!"

:gallery: > My gallery's growing, drop by if you like< :work:

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~mmpratt99:iconmmpratt99: May 4, 2008, 9:27:35 PM
:)You're welcome!:rose:

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:gallery: > My gallery's growing, drop by if you like< :work:

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~nadyasonika:iconnadyasonika: May 4, 2008, 10:57:13 AM
thanks for the mai fav!!! >.<!

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~MARISELA5:iconMARISELA5: Apr 29, 2008, 6:49:14 PM
Thanks for the fave! :excited:

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=Gracies-Stock:iconGracies-Stock: Apr 29, 2008, 6:47:37 PM Mood: Joy
Thanks very much for the watch

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~mmpratt99:iconmmpratt99: Apr 17, 2008, 8:28:59 PM
:DYou're very welcome!:hug:

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Michael Palin (Doofus Guy): "My brain hurts!"

John Cleese (Doofus Doctor): "Well, it will have to come out!"

:gallery: > My gallery's growing, drop by if you like< :work:

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~mmpratt99:iconmmpratt99: Apr 17, 2008, 8:28:15 PM
:)You're really welcome!

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Michael Palin (Doofus Guy): "My brain hurts!"

John Cleese (Doofus Doctor): "Well, it will have to come out!"

:gallery: > My gallery's growing, drop by if you like< :work:

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*Nyiana-Sama:iconNyiana-Sama: Apr 16, 2008, 6:06:48 PM
:wave: Thank you very much for the favorite! :heart:
*InSaNe-REYNARD:iconInSaNe-REYNARD: Apr 16, 2008, 4:32:37 PM
tahnks for the fave.

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~mmpratt99:iconmmpratt99: Apr 15, 2008, 7:51:16 PM
:DYou're welcome!

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=lostcontact:iconlostcontact: Apr 14, 2008, 10:45:16 AM
Thanks For The :+fav:

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~mmpratt99:iconmmpratt99: Mar 28, 2008, 12:31:59 PM
:nod:

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~naturegirlpokedexter:iconnaturegirlpokedexter: Mar 26, 2008, 5:06:03 PM Mood: Neutral
I don't like comics that much...

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~mmpratt99:iconmmpratt99: Mar 6, 2008, 12:04:25 PM
:)Thanks!

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~mmpratt99:iconmmpratt99: Feb 27, 2008, 5:43:20 PM
:dance:You're welcome!

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~mmpratt99:iconmmpratt99: Feb 27, 2008, 5:42:35 PM
:-)You're very welcome!

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:gallery: > My gallery's growing, drop by if you like< :work:

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*sibok:iconsibok: Feb 24, 2008, 12:05:24 AM
Thanks for the fav.
*AbstractPagan:iconAbstractPagan: Feb 20, 2008, 9:58:49 PM
Thanks for the fav!

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~mmpratt99:iconmmpratt99: Feb 18, 2008, 6:38:57 PM
:love:You're welcome!

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Michael Palin (Doofus Guy): "My brain hurts!"

John Cleese (Doofus Doctor): "Well, it will have to come out!"

:gallery: > My gallery's growing, drop by if you like< :work:

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